| "Your boyfriend is about to celebrate his
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| | a gift.
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| special day and you want the birthday
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| | § A Celine Dion Greatest Hits CD
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| gift for the man in your life to reflect
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| | Don't even think of saying "but Celine
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| just how special he is to you. Luckily,
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| | Dion sang 'My Heart Will Go On". You may
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| most men are quite easy to please and
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| | think that Celine Dion was an angel sent
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| would be happy to receive just about
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| | by God to the earth to bless us with her
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| anything from you-- anything but these
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| | voice, but the Canadian singer's music is
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| things, that is:
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| | just not the kind you would find in a
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| § Scrapbook
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| | man's iPod play list (and if you do find
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| Women love scrapbooks because they are
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| | a Celine Dion song in your boyfriend's
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| sentimental, frilly and nostalgic-the
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| | iPod, then you better start asking
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| very same reasons why most, actually, all
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| | questions).
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| men cannot stand them. A scrapbook as a
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| | § Flowers
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| birthday gift for your boyfriend is not
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| | Women are suckers for pretty flowers.
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| likely to get the same yelp of gratitude
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| | When they are given a beautiful bouquet
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| as the latest Nokia cellular phone .
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| | of blooms, they gingerly put them in a
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| Let's face it, a gift like a scrapbook
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| | vase then arrange them to maximize and
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| would only likely gather dust in the
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| | enhance their beauty. Most men on the
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| corner of his room, a gift that's been
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| | other hand, do not know anything about
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| forgotten and buried deep into the
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| | flower arrangements and probably don't
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| recesses of his mind (harsh, yes, but
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| | even know a vase. What will they do with
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| true).
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| | flowers?
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| § Poem
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| | § Tickets to a ballet recital
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| Unless your boyfriend is Bono or one of
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| | If your boyfriend was educated in an
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| those artistic types, then a poem is not
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| | exclusive public school, grew up
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| the kind of gift your boyfriend would
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| | listening to Tchaikovsky and frequented
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| like to receive. Like a scrapbook, a
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| | the Met, then, sure, you can give him
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| poem is too sentimental for the ordinary
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| | tickets to a ballet recital. If he's not
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| man. What makes poems even worse is the
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| | any of these however, then tickets to see
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| fact that they convey deep feelings and
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| | a ballet recital is not likely to be a
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| emotions. Plus, men don't like guessing
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| | gift that could make his knees quake with
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| and figuring out vague messages, and
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| | excitement.
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| poems are nothing but unclear, ambiguous
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| | Men are not picky with when it comes to
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| lines.
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| | presents and will be grateful for
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| § Pink sweaters
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| | whatever you give them. Just stay away
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| "Real men wear pink", they say, but no
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| | from these gifts.
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| man in his right mind will ever really
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| | Maraya Mullen is a copywriter affiliated
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| wear a pink sweater (unless he is Carson
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| | with the online store Gifts and Goodies.
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| Kressley). This look may have worked for
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| | From their site, you can buy the latest
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| the preppies of the 1980s, but today's
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| | Nokia cellular phone or Armani perfume
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| men would most likely give you a forced
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| | gift sets as a birthday gift for your
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| smile if you give them a pink sweater as
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| | boyfriend .
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